What Does Your Bridal Bouquet Say About You?

Before you finalize your decision on what bouquet and floral arrangements for your wedding, you may want to learn more about what your flower’s name and the meanings they represent. Does it signify jealousy, deception, or forsaken love?! Or does it symbolize beauty, passion, or elegance, (let’s hope for this one)? Read through the list and find out what your favorite flower has in store for you!

Allium: Signifies unity.

Alyssum: Signifies incomparable worth. Can also represent modesty, bashfulness, chastity, being demure, shyness, and being unpretentious.

Amaryllis: Pride, pastoral poetry, and beauty.

Anemone: Forsaken (Yikes!)

Azalea: First love.

Bachelor’s Button: Hope & celibacy

Begonia: Beware

Camilla (red): You are the flame within my heart.

Carnation (pink): Often used for mother’s day, and symbolizes unforgettable-ness.

Chrysanthemum (red): Means, “I love you”.

Clematis: Mental beauty.

Dahlia: Dignity and elegance.

Daisy: Innocence & purity.

Dogwood: Love undiminished.

Foxglove: Insincerity.

Gardenia: Secret love.

Hyacinths: Blue=Constancy; Purple= Request of forgiveness; Red/Pink= Playful; White=Loveliness.

Jonquil (Daffodil): Desire.

Lily: Day=Coquetry; Tiger=Wealth/Pride; White=Purity/Virginity.

Lotus Flower: Rejected love.

Magnolia: Love of nature; Nobility.

Marigold: Cruelty; jealousy.

Oleander: Caution.

Orchid: Love; beauty.

Peony: Happy life

Poppy: Red= Pleasure; White=Consolation, eternal sleep; Yellow= Wealth; success.

Queen Anne’s Lace: Haven

Rhododendron: Danger.

Rose: Bridal=Happy love; Dark Crimson=Mourning; Dark Pink=Thank you; Peach=Enthusiasm/desire; Pink=Perfect/You’re lovely; Red=I love you; White=Innocence/ sincerity; Yellow=Joy, friendship, and jealousy.

Spider Flower: Elope with me.

Sweet William: Gallantry/bravery.

Tiger Flower: Befriend me.

Tuber Rose: Illicit pleasures.

Tulip: Red=Believe in me; Varigated= Beautiful eyes; Yellow=Hopeless love

Water Lily: Purity of heart.

Zinnia: Magenta=Lasting affection; Mixed=Thinking of an absent friend; Scarlet=Constancy; White=Goodness; Yellow=Daily remembrance.

The Best Man Had to do What?!

Compared to the maid of honor, it seems like the best man has it pretty easy. As the maid of honor, you are responsible for attending several events, showers, etc, going with the bride to all of her fittings, planning the bachelorette party, go to the rehearsals, holding the bouquet during the ceremony, adjusting the dress as needed throughout the ceremony, giving a speech at the reception, and basically helping the bride wherever necessary. Whew! Whereas the best man is mainly accountable for planning the bachelor party, going the rehearsal and rehearsal dinner, holding the rings, and giving a speech. Pretty simple right? Well, the best man used to have a very different, and interesting set of responsibilities centuries ago.

The earliest accounts of the best man goes back as far as the sixteenth century when his sole duty was to help the groom kidnap a woman who he wanted to marry. This tradition of kidnapping brides is believed to have originated from the Germanic Goths. Usually, a man would marry a woman from his own town or village, but sometimes if there were not enough women in his own town, he would have to go to neighboring towns and villages to select a suitable bride. Once he found one that he liked and wanted to marry, he would invade the town and kidnap her, asking only one of his most intimate man who he thinks is the “best man” for the job.

During the ceremony, the best man would also try to protect the couple from the bride’s family (who would probably try to get her back) unless they were accepting of the groom. Not only did he have to keep an eye out for the bride’s family, but it was also his responsibility to thwart any other men from hijacking the bride. Pretty serious job, huh?

The best man used to stand to the right of the groom, so that he could have his hand on his sword and at the ready throughout the ceremony in case his services were needed to protect the bride and groom.

So best men today should consider themselves lucky that all they have to deal with is a bachelor party and speech at the reception as opposed to a knock-down, drag-out over who gets to keep the bride!

Wedding Makeup Tips and Ideas

With the immense preparation and care you take in selecting the perfect dress, hair, shoes, flowers, and accessories, sometimes your make-up takes a backseat. However, what is on your face should certainly be a priority on your big day! Really take the time to decide what works for you and what doesn’t. Here are some really helpful tips that will help you avoid a wedding makeup catastrophe.

If you’re having your makeup “professionally done”:
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1. Take the time to go through magazines and tear out pages that illustrate makeup styles that you really like, as well as the ones you really hate. This will save you time trying to describe (endlessly) what you want or don’t want, and will really help the makeup artist visualize what she needs to do. Remember…your idea of pink lipstick and her idea of pink lipstick might be totally different; which is why a picture is really helpful.

2. Schedule a consultation with your makeup artist, or schedule a full makeup application well in advance. This will help you decide whether or not you like their style, and it will give you a good idea of how long it stays on, how it feels, etc.

3. Bring a picture of your wedding gown with you to your consultation/application! Having a visual of the dress gives the artist an idea of the style of the dress and the wedding. Is it dramatic? Romantic? Elegant? This will also give the artist a glimpse of your style as a whole.

Remember, makeup goes on and comes off easily, so don’t be afraid to say something if you don’t like what the artist has done. It should be fun, and be a time to play with new colors and ideas to find your perfect wedding look! Once you have a look set that you like, have the artist write down everything that he/she used and makes note of items that you may not have that you’ll need that day.

If you’re doing it yourself:
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1. Use a moisturizer with an SPF of at least 30, especially if your wedding is outdoors. Chances are, you’re probably getting more sun than you think you are, and you don’t want to look too pink in your wedding pictures.

2. Make sure that your foundation matches perfectly. It should be gone after you blend it along your jaw line in 2-3 strokes. If not, you’ll be blending the wrong shade forever.

3. Two words: Waterproof Mascara. Even if you don’t like to wear waterproof mascara every day, you can apply a layer of your regular mascara followed by a light coat of waterproof mascara. That way if there are any (happy) tears on the big day, you won’t have any watery black streaks!

4. If you have a sudden breakout or blemish just before your wedding day, don’t panic, and don’t touch it. It may be tempting, but squeezing and touching will make it worse, whereas if you leave it alone, it will heal more neatly. If a sudden monstrous blemish appears that you just cannot deal with, see your dermatologist and ask if they can give you a cortisone injection which will shrink it right away.

5. If your eyes look red or tired, pop an eye drop to ease some of the irritation. Stick with a brand that you know and trust though, to avoid any unwelcome surprises!

6. To keep your powder and concealer on all day, fold a tissue into squares and lightly press foundation before you’ve powdered to remove excess oils and leave only pure pigment. Then, apply a little more powder than you’d think you need, and press again with a tissue. The foundation will stay on hours longer this way.

7. Don’t forget your blush! If you have fairer skin, try using a pinker shade, for darker skin tones a rosier hue will work.

8. Go brighter with your lip color. Pale nude or brown lip colors can make you look a little washed out in photos, especially since you’ll be wearing white. If you normally wear a natural lip color, wear it as your base with pink on top. If you normally wear a darker color, use that as your base with a sheer pink on top for a lift.

9. When applying makeup to the eyes, it’s usually best to go with neutral colors, and play up colors with cheeks and lips. Make the most dramatic part of your eyes be your lashes and eyeliner (this will look best in pictures). Do this by applying black or brown eyeliner to the outer ½ or ¼ part of the eye and blend with a q-tip. Then, take your mascara and eyeliner brush and lightly line the eye with your mascara. Let dry and smudge again. It will stay on for hours! Don’t forget to curl your lashes before applying mascara, not after!

10. When you’re finished with your look, you may want to apply a little more blush, then a light layer of loose powder, then lightly mist with a soft spray of water to set. It will take away the look of makeup while helping to set the makeup.

Wedding Guest Etiquette

We talk a lot about what is expected of you as the bride, maid of honor, groom, bridal party etc., but what we don’t always talk about that is also important, is what is expected of you as a guest to a wedding. Since we are in the midst of wedding season as we speak, I wanted to throw out a few pointers to ensure that you do not inadvertently commit a faux pas, or do anything mistaken at a loved one’s wedding.
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Tip #1: Don’t be late! If a wedding invitation says that the ceremony begins at 3 p.m., be sure to be there by at least 2:45 or before to give yourself some time to be seated and to get settled.

Tip #2: You should not take photos during the ceremony. The couple probably paid to have a photographer take pictures for them, and having several flashes during the ceremony is distracting. So just sit back and enjoy the ritual.

Tip #3: You actually do not need to bring a gift with you to the wedding. More gifts means more things that the couple’s family will have to deal with after the reception. So unless you choose to bring a card with a monetary gift, you have up until a year after the wedding to bring a gift.

Tip #4: Ladies-do not wear white to a wedding. I do not know how many times I’ve seen this, and it makes me cringe every time. If your ensemble has some white in the pattern, that’s fine, but it is in poor taste to wear an all white dress or outfit.

Tip #5: Do not bring a date unless the invitation says your name (+ Guest). Remember that the cost for each guest at the wedding is typically pretty high so bringing an unexpected guest is impolite. That includes other relatives and children.

Tip #6: RSVP ASAP!! The couple will be making important decisions and choices based on how many guests will be attending. Additionally, if you have to cancel after you have accepted, do so as soon as possible.

Tip #7: This one is crucial. While a wedding is a time to enjoy yourself and have a good time, no one appreciates a drunken guest embarrassing themselves. Drink alcohol in moderation.

Most importantly…Wish the bride and groom the best and have a great time! Weddings are a celebration!

Guest Article: Exotic Getaway Weddings: The Antidote for Bridal Stress

Hey BPT Blog Readers! Today I want to feature a guest article that one of our readers submitted about exotic/getaway weddings. Emily Jacobson (our guest author) offers great advice if you’re thinking about an alternative to the traditional wedding. Thanks Emily!

Exotic Getaway Weddings: The Antidote for Bridal Stress

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Romantic getaway weddings are coming of age! All you need is the Internet (or a phone) to arrange any kind of celebration in any imaginable locale, including everything from dancing elephants and fireworks to trousseau, rings, and license. If what you want isn’t already offered, wedding planners will work with you to create the wedding of your dreams. Many couples are attracted to the idea of a worry-free wedding. Why not, when planning a fantasy summer destination wedding is as easy as ordering pizza?

At Exotic Indian Weddings, for example, you can choose a romantic beach wedding, a jungle wedding, a river-rafting wedding, or a Himalayas wedding in a package to suit your budget. For something more stately, you might choose an India palace wedding on a small island.

The Wedding Experience displays a map of the world and gives you the option to choose from locales as diverse as Amsterdam, Tahiti, and San Francisco. They also offer cruise ship weddings and will see to all your travel arrangements. If your family is dismayed by the prospect of being left out, wedding planners will provide for their travel arrangements and accommodations as well.

Formerly known as eloping, the exotic destination wedding has many advantages over conventional weddings, not the least of which is cost. In “Beyond Vegas: 25 Exotic Wedding and Elopement Destinations Around the World” by Lisa Tabb and Sam Silverstein, the couple provides a compendium of exotic destinations like Borneo where complete wedding packages cost an average of $5,000. That’s $14,000 less than the $19,000 listed in Modern Bride as the average cost of weddings today.

The $5,000 price tag gives you lodging at the best hotels, sumptuous local food, personal pampering, and an exotic vacation — in addition to a wedding! With the money you’ll save by eloping, you can host a lavish reception for family and friends upon your happy return, treat yourself to a pair of diamond earrings to match your new ring, or even buy a 2nd vehicle. Saving time can be as important as saving money. Ms. Tabb testifies that her weddings were planned in anywhere from a few weeks to a few days.

Tabb and Silverstein eloped ten times and were legally married in far-flung locales like Kenya, the Galapagos, and Jerusalem. Their Fiji ceremony came with transport for the bride by raft, after which she was carried to shore by islanders. The happy and satisfied couple claims that each wedding was classy, well done, and definitely worth the money.

Perhaps the best part of an exotic getaway wedding is the adventure. Even without getting married on skis in the Alps, your celebration is sure to be delightfully unique. You’ll get an insider’s perspective of the local culture and, while every detail may not be perfect, Tabb and Silverstein believe this only adds to the charm and appeal of the experience.

Tips For Planning a Military Wedding

If you’re in the early stages of planning your military wedding, you may have noticed that there are a lot of different things to keep in mind, and lots of rules and etiquette to follow. Below is a list of things to keep in mind as you’re planning your wedding, as well as some helpful tips that may make the planning process run a lot smoother.

1. Decide where: Do you want the ceremony to take place in a military chapel, on academy grounds, or at a civilian place of worship. The sooner you know this the better, especially if you decide you want to get married on Military Academy grounds. Military undergrads aren’t permitted to get married, so space is limited right after graduation.

2. How do you want to decorate: The sooner you know where you want to hold the ceremony the better, because some sites have particular rules and regulations as to how their facility is decorated; some do not allow additional decorations at, which is something you need to know.

3. Don’t forget the ranks: You can order traditional wedding invitations, but don’t forget to include any military titles held by you, your fiancé, or either sets of your parents. Some brides choose not to list their rank, but it’s completely up to you.

4. If you want to welcome your guests to wear their full dress uniforms, make sure you indicate that on the invitation by saying something to the effect of, “Full dress uniform invited”.

5. Wedding Party Attire: The Bridesmaids traditionally all wear long, formal gowns, and the groom and/or groomsmen typically dress in full uniform. Brides in the military can choose to wear a traditional wedding gown, or they can also dress in uniform. If she chooses to wear a uniform, of course she can still carry a bouquet.

6. The Arch of the Swords: In most military weddings, the honor guard will form an arch that the bride and groom can walk under as they leave the church. It is preferable that six ushers from the wedding perform this ceremony, but many more can be used. Also, if you do not have enough swords or sabers rifles can be used.

7. At the reception, seat military guests according to rank and title.

8. Use a sword or saber ready to cut the cake at the reception. The guests will love it, and it adds a dramatic touch to your wedding reception.

9. Use military cake toppers according to your branch! There are hundreds of options that you can choose from that will add a personal touch to your cake.

10. To complete your military themed wedding, consider using tiny military flags or other military symbols as decoration at the reception.

5 Best Bachelorette Party Games

How Well Do You Know the Bachelorette?

Have the M.O.H or some other bridesmaid ask a series of questions that range from naughty to nice. This game makes a great ice-breaker that will really get your group talking before the evening’s festivities. You can have the questions written out and have everyone fill out the forms, or you can ask the group as a whole. Ask questions like, “What is your favorite romantic movie?”, “What was the bachelorette’s first date?” etc.

Bachelorette, Never Have I Ever

This is a pretty simple game that you’ve probably played at a slumber party, where all sorts of truths come out. To play, one person either reads from a card or states, “Never have I ever lied about my age” or “Never have I ever went skinny dipping”, and those people who have, either take a drink, or lose a point, or however you choose to play the game.
Suck for a Buck
Give the bride a t-shirt with candies (lifesavers, or lollipops) stuck to it and charge people to lick them off.

Bachelorette Scavenger Hunt

Create a list of as many items or tasks that you want the bride and/or bridal party to find/complete before the end of the night (usually it ranges from 10-35 items/tasks). You can make them as ridiculous or tame as you want.

Examples: Call in a radio station to request a song for the bride.
Get something embarrassing from the groom
Write a toast related to marriage, sex, or weddings

Horror Shows

If you’re bridesmaids are married, ask them to bring a video from their wedding. Every time the camera shows the bride’s fake, nervous smile everyone drinks. Every time the groom wipes his nervous brow, every time a drunken bridesmaid stumbles across the dance floor, the whole party takes a drink, or gets party points (however you choose to play).

Top 2010 Spring Bridal Trends

Looking for the perfect gown for your spring wedding? It never hurts to check out the latest trends of the season and see if any of the newest looks are your style, or even if you’re just looking for some ideas to have in mind before you go dress shopping. The NY Wedding Planning Examiner listed 10 of this spring’s top wedding fashions, and I couldn’t resist sharing them with you!

Lace Lace is incredibly classy and romantic, and can be worn for an evening wedding, or during the day. All-over lace wedding gowns are going to be huge this spring, so if you’re looking for a break from all the taffeta and satin, give lace a try!

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Feathers Many gowns on the runways this year featured feather embellishments. Some gowns were fully covered in feathers, and some had just a few feather accents.

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Ruffled Tiers Ruffles add texture and movement to dresses, and this spring many gowns have ruffles from the waist down, or at the bottom of the dress.

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Beading Beading is another gown embellishment that is quickly becoming a trend this spring. The beading can be head to toe, or just a small embellishment.

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Mini Dress A hot new trend this spring is the mini dress. This style is perfect if you’re looking for a second dress to wear to the reception that won’t get in your way, or even if you’re just a bride looking to spice things up by not wearing a floor-length gown.

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Off-the-Shoulder This spring, sweeping necklines that graze the arms is all the rage in bridal gowns. If you’re looking for an alternative to strapless and sleeveless, the off-the-shoulder style is a lovely choice.

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Netting Fabrics Many of the 2010 runway gowns featured netting ranged in dots, pleats, and metallic embroidered lace giving depth to the gown. And, in some cases, draped netting gave the illusion of chapel-length trains.

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Hair Accessories Big bows, feathers, flowers, and birdcages were just a few of the accessories adorning the brides at fashion shows this year. Accessories can make your bridal ensemble look polished from head to toe.

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Touches of Black Whether it’s a black sash, a touch of black beading, or black flowers, black accents are making their way to the runways and dress shops this spring!

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Bold Gems Gems on wedding gowns this spring are either barely there, or bold and brazen. Diamonds, crystals, platinum, and pearls create elegant and classy accessories to beautiful gowns. Layering longer and shorter strands of pearls creates a new look on a classic trend. Also, going with diamond stud earrings or a classic diamond necklace will always add to your look.

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The Worst, Most Catastrophic Wedding Day Nightmares Ever!

You think you have it all planned out – the perfect cake, the perfect florist, the perfect dress. But all it takes is one little off-kilter detail in the carefully planned orchestra that is your wedding to make it all go downhill in a heartbeat. No matter how strong a vision a bride may have about the way her big day is going to go, sometimes things just don’t work out. Ask these brides – they can tell you firsthand about the disastrous circumstances that caused their wedding plans to do a 180.

  1. The Grillos: When The Grillos were planning their wedding, the pair thought they had taken care of everything. Florist? Check. Limo Service? Check. Best man? Check. Well, actually, they had to uncheck all of these items on the list last minute, because each of the above mentioned parties bailed out on the couple just days before the wedding. If you’ve seen the “Sex in the City” episode where Burger breaks up with Carrie on a Post It note, then you may be able to imagine the groom’s horror when his best friend emailed him the day before the wedding to tell him he wouldn’t be attending. (They had recently had a small tiff.) This on top of the fact that just days before both the limo driver and florist cancelled. While the bride was able to find last minute replacements for both, the new limo driver was apparently operating with a busted GPS system, as he wasn’t able to find her house to pick her up. Instead of calling her cell phone to ask for directions, the driver called the church, where the poor groom was waiting at the altar, thinking he was getting stood up not only by his best friend, but by his bride as well. Thankfully, the priest passed him a note explaining the situation and the bride arrived on time. Today the couple is happily married and the groom has even reconnected with his friend.
  2. Disaster Dress : When your seamstress mother-in-law offers to make your bridesmaids dresses for free, your reaction would likely be one of joy. One less expense to thrust upon your bridesmaids and yourself and one less headache to worry about, you might think. Well, this bride found out that it wasn’t quite the lucky situation after all. True, she did ask her mother-in-law to craft an ambitious get-up for her wedding party—an exact replica of the navy, beaded dress Kate Winslet wore in “The Titanic” during the dinner scene. But instead of an imitation dress, the bride’s mother-in-law turned in a product that would make a vaudeville-era prostitute shudder – a sloppy, ill-fitting garment with droopy beads hanging off the front as if she had sewn on a handful of Mardi Gras necklaces. With this revelation coming just 4 hours before the start of the wedding, the bride, her mother, who is disabled and uses a scooter, her father, sister and two aunts headed for the mall. Luckily, they found 18 dresses that would work for the wedding party and scrambled back to get ready. The clueless mother-in-law never even brought up the fact that the bridesmaids weren’t wearing her designs.
  3. Earthquake Wedding : Picture this: You are walking down the aisle in your church, about to become a Mrs., when you feel the ground start to shake under your feet. “It’s just nerves,” you tell yourself. But even though people told you it would be nerve-wracking, this moment when you are about to commit to another person for the rest of your life, you really thought it was more of a figure of speech. You had no idea it would be this bad! You are literally shaking and your knees are buckling beneath you! But wait – was that a piece of the church wall that just fell? And is the ceiling cracking? Oh no! Is your Maid of Honor bleeding? If you were this bride, who was married on May 12, 2008 in a church in Sichuan Province, China, then these would have been the very thoughts going through your head as an earthquake struck, destroying the church and halting the ceremony. The wedding party made it out physically unscathed, though mentally traumatized.
  4. Heidi Shaw: This Australian woman was featured on a local morning news show in Perth for having one of the worst weddings ever. She and her now-husband had only 3 months to plan their wedding and at the last minute they were booted from their chosen venue. Well, damn it, the invitations had already gone out, so they scrambled to first find a new location for the wedding and second construct and send out new invites. This was the first hurdle. Then the day before the outdoor wedding there were crazy thunderstorms and the groom’s father fell and broke his leg so severely that he needed to have surgery to correct the bones. The groom wanted to cancel the wedding; the bride did not. Stressed, she walked herself down to the local pub and got sloshed. Waking up the next morning with a hangover, she decided the show must go on. But lo and behold the wedding photographer never showed up. And on second thought, neither did most of the guests, who had gone to the venue listed on the first invite. The bride salvaged the photo situation, by asking the guests that did show to use their digital cameras. Bent on having a good time, the bride turned her attention to the wedding recenption, but before she and her husband could have their first dance, her mother-in-law had an epileptic seizure, scaring over half of the guests who did show up away. After her mother-in-law settled down, the couple decided to just perform a few rounds of karaoke in lieu of their dance and call it a night. But things didn’t end before the groom managed to lose his wedding ring in the nearby lake! To end the night, the bride strapped on some diving gear and went to find it. Catastrophe, indeed.
  5. Hava Nagila Gone Wild : At a Jewish wedding ceremony, dancing the Hava Nagila is one of the highlights of the reception, and this guest was ready to, as she says, “get her Hava Nagila on.” But when the song started, guests were horrified to hear a techno version of the classic hymn being pumped through the speakers. Though the bride and groom are supposed to be lifted into the air at the same time, the “lifters” at this wedding could only manage to lift the couple separately – completely breaking tradition! Worst part? The bride was dropped by her handlers on the way down, and she would have landed on her face if nearby observers hadn’t stuck out their limbs to break her fall.
  6. Drunk and Abandoned Groom : This German groom got so drunk at his wedding that his own wife ended up leaving him before they even had time to consecrate the marriage. Though the groom was intoxicated at the wedding, his wife managed to at least get him in the car to take him home, but when he started feeling sick in the car, she pulled over and decided to leave his sorry self on the side of the road, passed out in a corn field. An ambulance found the man the next day and took him to the hospital for treatment. While this is certainly an undesirable turn of events, the angry bride did show up to pick him up from the emergency room and the two left together. No word on whether the marriage was annulled.
  7. Arrested Groom : Another tale of drunk husbands, this one is so disastrous you wish you could have been a fly on the couple’s bedroom wall the next morning. This Wisconsin man got so wasted at his reception that he began to fight the guests. When the cops showed up to arrest him, he was seen literally trying to pin down several of his own guests in the lobby area. But best of all, before the cops showed up, the groom was allegedly chucking garbage cans at innocent bystanders and being belligerent all over the neighborhood. He even went next door to someone else’s wedding reception at the Radisson to make a little noise and start a few fights. When the cops did show up and try to cuff him, he resisted by striking out at an officer. Miraculously, he was let out of jail on a bond of just $150.
  8. Car Towed: This is a story of one thing going wrong after the other. Well, actually, the wedding is about the only thing that went right on the wedding day. So, after this bride and groom get hitched in their small country town’s courthouse, they left the ceremony blissful to find that their car had been towed. They caught a cab to the tow lot, but while they were in the taxi, someone sideswiped it, leaving them on the side of the road to wait an hour while the accident was sorted out. (They were still asked to pay the cab fare.) After that, they finally made it to the car lot to get their vehicle, which costs so much they are forced to write a check they can’t cash. This, understandably, makes them nervous. They don’t want to get in trouble for bounced checks, after all, so they decide to quickly run into the small restaurant where they both work to pick up their checks so they’ll have money in the bank. But when they get there, the place is swamped with every townsperson and their mother clamoring for the blue plate special. Their boss sees them and frantically tells them to clock in and help out, which they, for some reason, do. Dog tired and defeated after their shift, they drive home. But on the way there, the car breaks down. The hubby fixes it up in a couple of hours while the bride waits once again on the roadside. Home, sweet, home, finally. Well, actually not any more. When the couple finally arrives back at their house, they find an eviction notice on their door. But they did at least live happily ever after.
  9. Cheating Groom (click link for video): This bride looks so happy on her wedding day, standing at the altar, gazing lovingly into her husband’s eyes. Everything is going smoothly, and now her good friend Shirley is going to give a nice little reading. It’s 1 Corinthians – a popular reading for weddings, centered on the theme of deep love. But Shirley can only get so far before she has to stop. It’s just wrong to go on. She must tell the bride, here, now, and in front of everyone she knows, that last night she slept with the groom. He got her drunk and some things just happened. Hardly the time or place for this revelation, but we’re just wishing this clip was a little longer, because the cat fight was just heating up.
  10. Busted Dress: This bride was getting dressed in her ever-so-expensive strapless wedding gown when the unthinkable happened — her zipper broke. Moments before the wedding was set to begin, the zipper got stuck and the bride, chest exposed, could not even escape from the garment to assess the damage. Her bridesmaids busted out an emergency kit from the wedding planner and got to work with some pliers. No cigar. Then they decided they would just sew the dress up around the zipper, so they sent a bridesmaid to the store for a sewing kit while the bride tried to keep herself covered. Luckily, her step-grandmother happened to be a seamstress and she was able to stitch up over where the zipper had been. But at the end of the night, the bride had to literally rip the dress off her body.

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